{"product_id":"no-crying-on-the-boat-unisex-sweatshirt","title":"No Crying on the Boat Unisex Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-15\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:4823c446-66d2-4ff2-bf67-59e586fe73f5-5\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-turn-start-message=\"true\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"dc193d17-e697-45fa-8ce7-597545773c74\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTitle:\u003c\/strong\u003e No Crying on the Boat Sweatshirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor the person who remembered the snacks, packed the sunscreen, brought the extra towel, and would still very much like everyone to keep it together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eNo Crying on the Boat Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is designed and printed by Polished Prints for lake mornings, breezy boat rides, dock nights, beach trips, and those summer moments when the sun goes down and suddenly everyone is acting shocked that it got cold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a navy Lane Seven sweatshirt with bold white collegiate-style lettering, this one is classic, cozy, and sarcastic in the most useful way. It gives “I’m fun, but I do have limits” energy — which, honestly, feels like the unofficial dress code for group summer plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sweatshirt is lightweight, fleece lined, and soft on the inside, so it’s easy to toss over shorts, wear with lounge pants, pack for vacation, or keep in the car because somehow someone is always cold. It’s the kind of piece you’ll reach for all summer long, from early coffee runs to post-swim coverups to sitting outside way longer than planned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in-house by Polished Prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sweatshirt has a relaxed unisex fit. Order true to size for an easy everyday fit, or size up if you want a roomier, oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on a Lane Seven sweatshirt\u003cbr\u003eLightweight fleece lining\u003cbr\u003eSoft interior feel\u003cbr\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003cbr\u003eNavy sweatshirt with white front graphic\u003cbr\u003eDesigned + printed by Polished Prints\u003cbr\u003ePart of our summer collection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a seasonal item and all sales are final.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Polished Prints","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":48092893937882,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":48092893970650,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48092894003418,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48092894036186,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":48092894068954,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXXL","offer_id":48092894101722,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0014\/7501\/8815\/files\/27377560-b21d-4119-a690-7f4f6eb82832.png?v=1782271234","url":"https:\/\/polished-prints.com\/products\/no-crying-on-the-boat-unisex-sweatshirt","provider":"Polished Prints","version":"1.0","type":"link"}