No Crying On The Boat Boxy Tee

For the people who believe boat days should come with snacks, sunscreen, good music, and absolutely minimal drama.

Our No Crying on the Boat Boxy Tee is designed and printed by Polished Prints for lake weekends, boat rides, pool days, beach trips, dock drinks, and any summer plan where the goal is simple: have a good time and do not make it weird.

Printed on a soft peach Comfort Colors boxy tee with bold red collegiate-style lettering, this one is playful, easy, and just sarcastic enough. It has that “we’re here to relax, please act accordingly” energy — which honestly feels useful for most summer outings, not just the ones involving a boat.

The boxy fit gives it a relaxed, slightly cropped feel that’s cute with denim shorts, linen pants, swim bottoms, or tossed over a swimsuit when you want to look put together with very little effort.

Designed and printed in-house by Polished Prints.

Fit Notes:
This tee has a relaxed boxy fit. Order true to size for the intended fit, or size up if you want a more oversized look.

Details:
Printed on a Comfort Colors Boxy Tee
100% cotton
Preshrunk
Relaxed, boxy silhouette
Soft peach tee with red front graphic
Designed + printed by Polished Prints
Part of our summer collection

Please note: This is a seasonal item and all sales are final.