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No Crying on the Boat Unisex Sweatshirt

Regular price $42.00
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Title: No Crying on the Boat Sweatshirt

Description:
For the person who remembered the snacks, packed the sunscreen, brought the extra towel, and would still very much like everyone to keep it together.

Our No Crying on the Boat Sweatshirt is designed and printed by Polished Prints for lake mornings, breezy boat rides, dock nights, beach trips, and those summer moments when the sun goes down and suddenly everyone is acting shocked that it got cold.

Printed on a navy Lane Seven sweatshirt with bold white collegiate-style lettering, this one is classic, cozy, and sarcastic in the most useful way. It gives “I’m fun, but I do have limits” energy — which, honestly, feels like the unofficial dress code for group summer plans.

The sweatshirt is lightweight, fleece lined, and soft on the inside, so it’s easy to toss over shorts, wear with lounge pants, pack for vacation, or keep in the car because somehow someone is always cold. It’s the kind of piece you’ll reach for all summer long, from early coffee runs to post-swim coverups to sitting outside way longer than planned.

Designed and printed in-house by Polished Prints.

Fit Notes:
This sweatshirt has a relaxed unisex fit. Order true to size for an easy everyday fit, or size up if you want a roomier, oversized look.

Details:
Printed on a Lane Seven sweatshirt
Lightweight fleece lining
Soft interior feel
Relaxed unisex fit
Navy sweatshirt with white front graphic
Designed + printed by Polished Prints
Part of our summer collection

Please note: This is a seasonal item and all sales are final.

Here's a look at the measurements for this pullover. Everything is measured in inches and may have a 0.5in variance from the final product. Width is measured pit-to-pit and length is measured from the shoulder seam down to the bottom:

  • S: 20W x 27L
  • M: 22W x 28L
  • L: 23.5W x 29L
  • XL: 25.5W x 30L
  • XXL: 27W x 31L

No Crying on the Boat Unisex Sweatshirt

$42.00